Humor Hot Flashes
Question: What's the difference between an angry pit bull and a woman in menopause?
Question: What's the best way for a husband to predict the mood of his menopausal wife?
Answer: Assume her mood is lousy, and occasionally he'll be wrong.
Question: What's the Difference between a two-year-old and a woman in menopause?
Answer: You can make a two-year-old sit in time out